This be ye Backhair Lair, home of ye Backhair Pirates.
WHAT BE NEW
17th Aug '08: Added 2 new pics to "Rogues Gallery" includin' "Pirate Pole Dancin' Part 1" !!
Avast!
Ye be a wreckless rogue and no mistake! Never in all me years has I set eyes upon such a swarthy scummer! But ye be brave, and I likes that. Pull up a pew, pour yerself a flagon of the old F.J., and permit me to spin ye a yarn. But take heed ye careless wanderer, for ye has stumbled upon the “Backhair Lair”, home of the Backhair Pirates!
Allow me to introduce meself - Mingo be my name, and mighty gruntled I am to see thee, for I’ve a tale or two to tell about the sea. Now ye be here, I dares ye to explore the deep dark caverns of the Backhair Lair. Then ye’d best hope ye gets out in one piece! So, where would ye like to go?…
Burst yer lungs and pop yer eardrums as ye sings along to raucous rollickin’ and scurvy sea songs. The words “Musically gifted” have no meanin’ here!
Avast! Join the crust ridden crew of “The Faithful Ass” to experience villainous voyages with stirring stories of scurrilous seafarin’.
Find out about ye latest nautical news and maritime misdemeanours in the “Faithful Ass” by readin’ ye ships log.
See the Backhair Pirates in action!
Your opportunity to see how good lookin' ye Backhair Pirates really be!
Buccaneerwiggin’
Listen in on ye Backhair Pirates’ adventures, thought provokin’ conversations, arguments, abuse and pointless shoutin’.
Write a message in ye Backhair Pirates' guest book.
Detailed instructions on how to contact ye inhabitants of ye Backhair Lair.
Find links to other fine folk, most of whom we have enough regard for that we ain’t terrorised and plundered ‘em. Yet!
Make sure ye drops by again soon, for new treasures from the depths of the lair will be unearthed in a brace o’ shakes…
Hearty regards,
Mingo.