"You've lost yer swagger!" "That beard is fake!"
"Ye don't sound like a real pirate!" "You ain't got no Backhair!"
Sounds familiarrr? Then you've come to ye right place! Welcome to the Backhair Pirates self 'elp page. Get back in touch with yer inner pirate. It be a virtual pirate couch! (or 'ammock).
Hey guys, like, what's up... Ahem! Arrr!... I mean Ahoy! If ye be goin' off the rails, this be the place to get ye back on track. Our Gangrenous Gang of Gurus will spew forth advice, tutorials, and words of wisdom on a strictly irregular basis...
Meanwhile, do ye have a specific concern? Somethin' in particular chillin' yer bones? Then, if ye dares, drop us a line, either on ye "Mutinous Messages" page or by emailin' mingo@backhair pirates.com if it be of a more sensitive seafarin' nature!
Tutorial 1: Talk Like A Backhair Pirate
Tutorial 2: Technological Advice For Pirates
If ye be a pirate wot struggles with technology, listen to Jack The Dog's inspiring and hypnotic words below. After just one listen you will become enlightened, and will mysteriously be able to master exciting new technological skills. Arrr.
WORDS OF WISDOM
Inspirational quotes for ye to ponder and meditate on...
1. "All Pirates Have Wobbly Ones" (Jack the Dog)